Bullet Points Commentary on Seven Soldiers of Victory Archives V 3
By Scott Jamison
To recap, the Seven Soldiers actually
had eight members (ethnic
sidekick Wing not getting full status),
were published in the
quarterly Leading Comics magazine, and
stuck pretty closely to
the "split up for individual adventures,
then regroup for the
finale" formula.
This volume contains their last few
Golden Age adventures from
Leading Comics #9-14, plus a special
extra.
"The Chameleon of Crime"--The Law's
Legionnaires battle Mister
X, a master of disguise. It seems that
Mister X, who never
wears the same face on two different
days, has made bets with
several underworld figures that he can
outwit the Seven
Soldiers. The chapters each revolve
around trying to figure out
who Mister X is in each crime; it's easy
enough for genre-savvy
readers, but there are some amusing
twists, such as the time
Mister X's disguise is the gang's
trained gorilla.
"King of the Hundred Isles"--Another
switch-up on the usual
formula. The Seven Soldiers are in the
South Pacific looking
for a lost scientific expedition when
their ship is sunk in a
storm. The Soldiers are driven apart in
pairs, but not their
normal ones. So the Crimson Avenger
teams up with Speedy, Green
Arrow with Vigilante, Stripesy with Wing
(this chapter is
amusing since both are sidekicks, used
to taking orders, and
have difficulty working on their own)
and the Shining Knight
teams with Star-Spangled Kid. The
villains are generic thugs
hiding out on the island chain with
their leader, "King
Babyface", who has a never
fully-explained plan for exploiting
the local exotic fish species.
"The Hard-Luck Hat!"--Natty mob boss
Handsome Harry suddenly
discovers that he is not, in fact,
wearing his lucky hat. He
has it fetched from home, but before he
can don the happy
haberdashery, the Seven Soldiers attack
his organization. The
hat blows away, Harry chases it and
inadvertantly gets away from
the good guys, but doesn't catch up to
his hat. The
intervening chapters trace the hat as it
passes from owner to
owner, bestowing improbable coincidences
on them, usually bad
luck. Finally, it returns to Harry, now
a hobo, and changes his
luck...but is that really a good thing
for him? The stories are
even more loosely connected than usual,
but are fine little
tales on their own.
"Million Dollar Challenge!"--Eccentric
millionaire Weldon
Darrell invites the Seven Soldiers to
his mansion...by warning
them to stay away! Once there, he
challenges them to find five
hidden treasures using vague clues, in
exchange for which Mr.
Darrell will give $1,000,000 to charity.
The heroes are
somewhat hampered by their peculiar
actions being seen as an
indication that they've become
criminals. Once the five
treasures are gathered, the Law's
Legionnaires realize there's a
last twist to the case....
"Trophies of Crime!"--The Barracuda,
mastermind of crime, has
gotten all the money he could possibly
need, all the comforts he
can use...but it still isn't enough for
him. His ego demands
that he build a museum of crime, to
celebrate the greatest
criminals (himself at the top) and
capers of all time. As a
start, he sends his top lieutenants out
to fetch five seemingly
ordinary items used in sensational
crimes. At this point, the
Seven Soldiers show up to raid the
Barracuda's headquarters.
The criminal mastermind escapes, but
leaves behind the list of
trophies to be gathered. The heroes
reason that the lieutenants
will be able to lead them to their boss,
so it's splitting up
time. A building stone, a rubber dagger,
an iron ring, a
drinking cup and a square of canvas each
hold a secret history
of crime. By the final chapter, the
Seven Soldiers still
haven't caught the Barracuda, so use the
trophies to bait an
irresistable trap.
"The Bandits from the Books"--A mad
scientist creates a means to
bring fictional (public domain)
characters to life.
Unfortunately, he's a little
absent-minded, and forgets how to
send them back. Worse, he forgot to lock
the door to the room
he was keeping them in, and some of the
book people escape to
cause havoc. Good thing the Seven
Soldiers are on the case! A
rather frothy tale, but with a great
line-up of guest
stars--Hamlet, Old King Cole, Humpty
Dumpty, Long John Silver,
Falstaff (WHO TALKS LIKE THIS), The Old
Man of the Sea, Uriah
Heep(!), the Giant from "Jack and the
Beanstalk", the Chesire
Cat and an army of Lilliputians. A fine
final issue.
But that's not all! It seems there was
one last script for the
Seven Soldiers of Victory, written
before management decided to
turn Leading Comics #15 into a funny
animal comic. This script
was lost from 1944 to 1974, when it was
discovered in a drawer,
modernized a bit, and drawn to appear in
Adventure Comics
#438-443. That version is not reprinted
here--instead we get
the original script, unabridged.
"The World of Magic"--In the framing
story, would-be movie
producer John Shoman is exhibiting his
film of a recent
adventure of the Seven Soldiers of
Victory. It seems they were
confronted by a man named Willie Wisher,
with the ability to
turn his wishes into reality. He sends
the heroes and a film
crew to the Land of Magic, where they
have weird adventures
before finding their way back. In the
subsequent fight, Mr.
Wisher shows that his powers prevent the
Seven Soldiers from
defeating him, though he is clearly
toying with the heroes
rather than using his wishes
effectively. After a consultation,
the Law's Legionnaires come up with a
new tactic. They
guilt-trip Willie into wishing he'd
never been born, causing the
whole adventure to never have happened.
Unusually for the Golden Age, the
audience makes the "fridge
logic" connection immediately--if the
adventure retroactively
never happened, then it couldn't have
been filmed, and therefore
this "documentary" is a fake. But an
awfully good fake, given
the special effects of various parts of
the story would have to
be amazingly good to fool an audience up
to that point.
Fortunately for Mr. Shoman, the real
Seven Soldiers are in the
audience, and on the promise that all
proceeds will go to
charity, convince the crowd not to lynch
the producer.
Yeah...a whole issue devoted to a fake
adventure...that wouldn't
have been a good note to go out on. But
still an interesting
story.
So, what happened to the Seven Soldiers
of Victory after the end
of their run? Crimson Avenger and Wing
had already fallen by
the wayside. Wing was killed in the
JLA/JSA crossover that
brought the Seven Soldiers into Silver
Age continuity (something
of a mercy killing) and the Crimson
Avenger disappeared for a
few years, before being killed off in a
back-up story titled
"Whatever Happened to the Crimson
Avenger?" It was, however a
nice send-off. Post-Crisis, CA was
reconned into being the
first full-time costumed crimefighter of
the Golden Age, and a
legacy character appeared in the JSA
series.
The Star-Spangled Kid and Stripesy
feature didn't last out the
war. When they were brought into the
"present", SSK was
actually the most active of the
Soldiers, getting a power
upgrade care of Starman and joining the
JSA along with Power
Girl and Huntress. He was later a main
cast member in Infinity,
Inc., eventually changing his name to
Skyman before being
killed. Stripesy retired, eventually
donning an armored suit
codenamed S.T.R.I.P.E. to aid his
stepdaughter, who had co-opted
SSK's gear to become Stargirl. He's
still alive, last we saw.
The Vigilante appeared off and on
through the Fifties. After
the move to the "present", he continued
appearing off and on,
though his codename was borrowed for
other characters. Last
seen in the first framing issue of the
Grant Morrison Seven
Soldiers, where he apparently died.
Shining Knight also appeared every so
often through the Fifties,
including a stretch where his adventures
had art by a young
Frank Frazetta. In the present, he pops
up every now and then,
especially since he was given time
travel capabilities. He's
still alive and active, and it remains
to be seen how he'll
interact with the new Shining Knight.
Green Arrow and Speedy had the longest
career, appearing
regularly without much change all the
way through to the Silver
Age. Since by the time the Seven
Soldiers were brought back,
there was now a firmly established
Earth-1 GA and Speedy who
were too similar for comfort, the Golden
Age versions were
simply shoved off-stage until being
killed off in Crisis on
Infinite Earths and subsequently
retroactively erased from
history--which has caused all kinds of
continuity problems for
the Seven Soldiers when they're
mentioned in subsequent series.
This volume is a bit thicker than some
other Archives to cram in
all the issues, but the price is $59.99,
so I can only recommend
it for the Golden Age fanatics like
myself, and those that are
huge fans of the characters.
SKJAM!