Raph's Raging Bullets of the Week – 11.29.2006 
 

      Hey there Bulleteers! It's Raph again and it's time for this week's Raging Bullets column. I have a lot of non-comic stuff to talk about. I don't think I'll be reviewing a comic in the Raging tradition this week, as I'm writing this in advance of Wednesday, but we'll see. 
 

      Why am I doing this? Well, let's get into it... 
 

      I want to welcome Steve C aka Esteban89 into the column fold. It's so awesome to have someone else doing a column. At one point in the forums I called myself “the official columnist of well, my column” and I am, but by no means am I the only voice in the Bulleteers, and I want to thank Steve for stepping up and providing a different voice. Heh, he has some good ideas for his format and I'm going to swipe that little preview and blurb he does at the bottom. Great artists are original AND they take the best of others, with respect of course. I read Steve's column... and he's going to go into why he's into comics next time. I also happened to love Matthew Guy's essay in the Bullet Points section. I've been teasing this for sometime... so here is 
 

RAPH'S ORIGIN STORY!!!!

Special one-shot issue

Writer: Raphael Soohoo

Pencils: My parents and this plane of existence

Inks: God, the Universe

Editor: Matt Idleson... wow he has time to edit ME?!? No I kid, I kid. I am my own editor. 
 

      I can't remember the first comic I've ever read. It must've been when I was 5 or 6, in the early 1990's. My very first exposure to comic book characters was George Reeve's Superman and Christopher Reeve's Superman. I also saw Tim Burton's Batman in the theaters. I also would buy trading cards (REMEMBER THOSE?!?) and I would read the stories of the heroes and villains and check out their stats. So my fist exposure to the world of comics through other medium started when I was 3. My first comics are out of my memory, but the one I remember most, The one I read the most, was Superman #75. 
 

      I can't forget that night. I was watching Superman: The Movie, it was on TV, and I run into my parents room. My mom opens the drawer and there's a comic in there. I pull it out and I see the Superman flag hanging on a stick, and the words “The DEATH of SUPERMAN!” I looked up at Christopher Reeve, and I couldn't grasp it. I flipped through the book casually, as my dad had just come home and I put it back in it's place. He gave it to me properly later. I read it thoroughly. It was the most shocking moment of my life, at that point. 
 

      My first comic store is the same one I go to, I started in the 8th grade. I learned a lot in my times there. I remember the reason why I got back into comics, they changed Superman. My best friend at that time told me Superman had changed. He loved Superman, but not at the level I did. I pride myself on being one of the most hardcore Modern Age Superman fans, I'm sure there are older guys than me who know more and/or like Superman more; but I'm plenty dedicated to the Man of Steel. When my parents were off working and it was me and Mr. TV, I watched Superman be an example of what a good person should be. I never jumped out the window to try and fly, but there are times I just want to fly to school instead of taking the subway. 
 

      Anyway, this is my love letter to comics and not Superman. When I started, comics were $1.25. My dad would give me 20 or 40 dollars for the week to buy food and take care of myself. My mom would give me 20 if I needed extra... and a lot of times I did. I remember in one month, I spent $125.00 almost. That's 100 comics a MONTH! I miss those days. Now I'm down to 50, but I'm trying to get down to 32... Thanks Sean and Jim, for giving me an excuse not to go down to 32. 
 

      I've been following comics pretty much since. I may have dropped out for a year or two here and there, but I kept comics close to my heart. When I was a junior or senior year (2001/2002) in high school, they had announced McG would be directing Superman's new movie. I was infuriated that such a hack would touch my beloved hero, so I decided I wanted to become a film director... that fizzled, and I decided to become a writer. I wrote a few comic scripts when I was bored at my cousin's store, and I showed them to the local comic shop guys, and they liked it. My destiny changed. I wanted to write comics. 
 

      Comics to me are so many things. They are entertainment, they're an escape, they're adventures that amaze us with the imaginations of others, they are deep pieces of literature that make us questions things, they are pieces of art that inspire hope and wonder. I love this medium. I love superheroes. I love challenging stories. I want to someday work in this industry somehow. I'm not the only person that feels that way, a lot of you, my fellow Bulleteers, do also. That's why you're here. That's why you love comics so much, that's why you talk with a passion on the forums. That's why Sean and Jim started this. That's why Comic Geek Speak exists. Marvel recently has locked up mainstream writers to do their books... I think that's great, but the best people to write the stories are the fans. Some of the greatest writers are fanboys, Johns, Waid, Levitz, Shooter... these names are synonymous with comics. 
 

      I don't want to overshadow anybody's passion for comics or anything, I'm just so very fortunate that Sean lets me rant on and on on his website and that you guys even read this. Steve C. represents the teenage voice in this community. Sean and Jim represent the well established comic book fans, who remember the Silver Age and how the Modern Age formed. I guess I represent the young adult (20 – 25) comics fans. I certainly hope I do. I'm still young enough to not be established in anything, but old enough to have read comics for nearly a decade and have a sense of history. 
 

      So now that I've ranted on and on about my ORIGIN STORY and why I love comics, let's get to some SILVER BULLETS OF THE WEEK!! 
 

RAPH'S SILVER BULLETS OF THE WEEK!!! 
 

The “YEAHBUHWHA???” Bullet – Yeah that's a Marvel phrase, but I had to use it because SUPERMAN/BATMAN #30 was just so convoluted... aliens and what-not. (A board shatters in the distance) ... oops. Forgive me Sensei Seguilin, I still have not mastered control over my What-Not powers. 
 

The “It Ain't Easy Bein' Green” Bullet – It's a tie between Green Lantern #15 and Ion #8, although Hal gets the rougher treatment. Kyle gets the “Captain Kirk Green Woman” bit. Buy 'em to find out more! 
 

The “Comic Book Mooch Must Buy this Bang for the Buck” Bullet – 52 #30: Bat-Family, Renee/Question. Two words: Batman Re-Begins (No Jim this isn't a word. I made it up, you don't have to make a stink about it oh wise Sensei. Ah, but I'm thirsty, I must rehydrate.) 
 

I hope you guys enjoyed my little column this week. Leave me some comments on the forum, tell me how you feel about comics, or send me a message, I'm always up for talking comics. Until next week, keep Ragin'! 
 

NEXT WEEK: The explanation of the username “Wraithmaker” and MANHUNTER CHALLENGE!!! 
 

Raph is a 22 year old Hunter College student. He also has questionable sanity. Read his column at www.ragingbullets.com and make yourself a BUH-GUYH T-shirt while you're at it. Raph plans to start his own comic book universe soon. Raph also SHAMELESSLY PROMOTES the podcast whenever he can. He also started the Comic Book Mooch Helpline, for the purpose of teaching patience to those who have Comic Book Mooch friends. Be a pal, lend a comic. Then drag them to the store and make them spend the money on new comics for you, because they wrinkled your original copies. AHAHAH-er I mean that's all for this blurb. 
 

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