End of Days... and Dick Grayson
mortals! I am the Observer.. the weak
analogue for Marvel's Watcher, and I am
come to you to bear witness! Harken to
me and such and stuff, for I shall tell
you a tale of woe, madness... and
world you live in is but one of many.
There is an infinitum of universes.
Those who call yourselves Bulleteers...
you exist on another world, on many
worlds. They are all monitored by...
well, the Monitor. He is an ambitious,
out going man. On your Earth he lives as
one of you. You know him as, Dan Didio!
You may have heard his speech a few
months back on how Nightwing was
supposed to die in Infinite Crisis...
well, there is an untold story. One that
will shock and amaze you! That is what
we call... CRISIS ON INFINITE BULLETS!!!
tale begins in the Monitor's
Transexistensial Multiversal Pod... his
office at DC. Didio has a portal open to
the Multivese. He is particularly upset
at certain people's posts on the message
boards asking for his head after he said
he wanted Nightwing dead. “Damn fanboys,”
he mutters to himself, “wish I could fix
them but GOOD!” A light shines on his
head, “I'll just take it out on one of
the Multiverses!” Didio comes to focus
on a planet. It is much like ours,
except it's people have undergone an
interesting genetic change...
this planet, there are men and women...
But there are also millions of Dick
Graysons running around! That's right
folks, Nightwing gets his own gender
designation. The men of this planet are
especially unhappy, as the Graysons have
wooed and courted all the fair maidens
on the planet! Didio looked over this
planet with glee, "This world will pay
for the fanboys' insolence." He extends
his hand out into the portal....
and Jim were enjoying the time with the
rest of the Bulleteers. They were
meeting at the first official Raging
Bullets Con. Everyone was talking about
how much they enjoyed the con... And
then the ground shook...
The world was rumbling as the seas boiled. The Nightwing squadron got together to figure out a plan. The Bulleteers helped to calm the others. Heroes needn't have powers to be heroes, unless you want a show that draws millions.
As the Nightwings get together to face their enemy. The Bulleteers show up also. A dark energy appears in front of the Nightwings. Didio appears, but he looks different. Sinister. It is not our Dan Didio, it is the Anti-Didio!!! He looks over at the Bulleteers and shoots blasts. Many a Bulleteer fall... Sean and Jim are forced to watch all of their loyal supporters die. The Nightwings try to battle Didio, only to die by the dozens. The remaining Nightwing grabs Sean and Jim as Dark Didio teleports ordering his crew to "head to base on Earth 52!"
world explodes and collapses around
Nightwing and the Last Bulleteers. They
reach the base of the Oracle, who is
clutching her baby. She puts the child
on the ship. Sean and Jim are in shock.
They've lost everything. Nightwing tells
them they are going to escape to another
planet for backup. Suddenly, a dark glow
surrounds the Raging Bulleteers. They
tell Nightwing that they have no
intention to go to any other planet but
Earth 52. Sean and Jim blast the Last
Nightwing. Oracle tries to flee, but
they blast her wheelchair... They take
the ship and use their newfound powers
to activate a Hypertime gate. They fly
the ship through, as Earth Prime
explodes. Jim turns to Sean and ask him
where they're going. Sean replies, “52”.
To which Jim says, “Out. STANDING!”
our Earth, Sean and Jim wake up with
sweat on their faces. "What a bizarre
dream", they think to themselves...
TIME ON CRISIS ON INFINITE BULLETS:
Bulleteers proceed with their normal
lives, but little do they know, an enemy
lurks in the shadows. An enemy with...
plans for DISASTER!!
next time, same Buh-GUYH time, same
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA CRI-SIS! CRI-SIS! BATMAN, er uh CRI-SIS!